the ideal dog setup is one obnoxious dog for tackling and doing wrestling moves on, one big dog for patting on the side like a horse, one old dog for nodding at in acknowledgment as a trusted consigliere, one baby dog for spoiling, and one small dog everyone can unite around as a common enemy

Deviled Egg(s)

Everybody be wanting to put apple on a grilled cheese. I’m here to tell you, you don’t have to do that

As if things… AS IF THINGS weren’t bad enough. We now have to live through the Digger discourse.

“And at last I’ve seen the light, and it’s like the frog equipped it.” -Tangled

lol I’ve been annoyed by a sticky door for like a year and just tightened six screws in 30 seconds and completely fixed it. i refuse to learn from this

It’s interesting, the ghosts

in my culture it’s customary to stop at the fridge for a temporary snack on the way to the pantry for a long term snack

This plane. This WHOLE plane! Is filled absolutely tip to taint with snakes

In life