The longer and longer this goes on, the less it feels like they’ll be able to reasonably right the ship and get out of this tailspin in any way that matters. Dark, dark days. More ahead. Eat Arby’s.

The Philadelphia Flyers are very lucky the NHL does not have relegation

Flyers down 1-0 after 20 minutes. Nothing positive to take out of that period. They were right back to looking like the awful team from the first 4 games. Passing horrific, losing too many battles, just looking to survive most shifts. Just terrible hockey.

I’m speechless with these guys. At this rate they’d need to get extremely lucky to win a hockey game.

Well, that was infuriating to watch for a whole DIFFERENT reason

Tim Stutzle just jumped in the air while being “held” and it actually worked

Here’s a power play to cool all of that off

Well they finally look engaged from puck drop!

Here’s the reality: the Flyers don’t really have traditional “top 6 centres”, and they really only have 3 or 4 guys on offence that teams “worry about” on a consistent basis. So put em all together and make your line 1 that way. Can’t hurt.

Chance Rates at 5v5 so far this young season. The Flyers are so bad they've covered up the little label that says "ʙᴀᴅ" in the bottom left of the chart.

The Flyers could play significantly better than they are right now and still lose most games 5-3. That’s the issue.

“sweetheart don’t worry, I only did it because of Sydney Sweeney’s under boob.”

GUYS NO THEY SHORTENED THE PRESEASON REMEMBER

Rick Tocchet looks a lil too Dan Muse for me today.