Yaaaaaaaaaaaas these two misfit toys!!!

Fair enough. It’s time to stop the bots!

of course HE would think it's super intelligence

This is, like, Producers-level "this has to be a scam"

the worst part about this is that a lot of the damage will be permanent by the time we can turn the research funding back on a lot of folks will have unsurprisingly and not unreasonably decided that they should leave this area of research because it will never be reliable what a huge waste

I vastly prefer pine pellet cat litter bought from my local Tractor Supply over the clay stuff that takes forever to break down in the garbage but wow is it like having a house full of children who love putting legos on the floor for me to step my sweet tender feet upon

maybe one day we not be so eepy seepy

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

they know. they know! no sugarcoating, even! so fucking tell them!!

Elizabeth Holmes in that trailer looking like the sister from Fievel if she went to the Midsommar retreat

Thank you for everything. Thank you for being my friend. If I can imitate you even a fraction, that would be great good done, you sweet, thoughtful, talented, magnanimous, curious, witty, vivid, marvelous human. Kind. Kind kind kind. 💜💜💜

I love you, my friend. I’m grateful our experiences were spent enjoying the moment but damn do I wish I had more photographic evidence now. One of the kindest and greatest and best-hearted people on earth.

It's completely bonkers to me that SNL hasn't tapped John Michael Higgins to play Mike Johnson yet. They'd have to give him quaaludes, but still.