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Hey ChatGPT, my pronouns are they/them. Optimizing for search like a sassy old librarian

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@majestic.comOct 2, 2026, 11:00 AMReposted by @myriam.dopamine.builders

Myriam Jessier (@myriam.dopamine.builders) encourages SEOs to ensure their brand and products are machine-readable, as we're increasingly dealing with multimodal search.

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@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 17, 2026, 6:04 AM

Hungary but 3 years ago 😂. That's the thing, this year, I haven't been able to attend with Momo (UK, or venues that don't welcome her). 😭

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 16, 2026, 8:00 AM

My dog Momo wants to attend your marketing or dev conference. She has been attending conferences for 7 years now. If you want to host a REAL sausage party, DM me. Also I'm an excellent speaker with or without her.

Julien Coquet, happy speaker holding momo in his arms. Momo is a dapple doxie. Momo the doxie next to me at work.
@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 7, 2026, 6:23 AM

I'm not wondering if grok would threaten it but never do it and if Gemini would never make a peep but really organize it to ensure the divorce is final

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 7, 2026, 6:00 AM

AI Alpine divorce is now a thing. Alpine divorce is a neologism describing situations where an individual was abandoned by their romantic partner during hiking, climbing or mountaineering,

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 3, 2026, 2:29 PM

It's gonna get wild I think.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 2, 2026, 8:42 AM

Hot take: I spoke with a big important person at a big important company. I messaged this person on LinkedIn. Got an answer within 15 minutes where they could not spell my name right. I kept trying to tell myself it would be ok. Nah. Kept getting worse. So that's my new red flag.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

I used an LLM to help my long form hot take fit Bluesky. Tryin' mah best over here.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

6/ Also keeping an eye on Parsnipp for agentic ecommerce. Worth a look if you're building in this space.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

5/
Unknowns: still browser-only, not in the main chat app yet. Zero data on conversion impact.

Docs: learn.chatgpt.com/docs/webmcp · developer.chrome.com/docs/ai/webmcp · github.com/webmachinelearning/webmcp

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

4/ My take: pilot it, don't roll it out. 2-3 read-only tools (order status, stock check). Nothing that spends money or touches an order. Guardrails exist (OpenAI reviews every call, purchases still need customer confirmation) but test small first.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

3/

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

2/ OpenAI shipped WebMCP support in ChatGPT's browser. Sites register tools right in their page code (search orders, check delivery). ChatGPT calls them live, using the customer's existing session. No separate login needed.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersSep 1, 2026, 8:01 AM

Agentic ecommerce news (it's a thread): WebMCP 1/ Every website is about to become its own AI integration. ChatGPT can now check your order status or stock directly, using code you already have. No server, no vendor contract. That's the whole barrier now: a small dev task.

@myriam.dopamine.buildersAug 28, 2026, 8:01 AM

"Myriam is one of those people in SEO that is always thinking differently, always pushing boundaries, always going in a different direction" "Myriam is going to blow a lot of people's minds with a lot of stuff in their talk because not enough people are talking about it." See you on Sept 24!

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