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Paula Weiman

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.social

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Literary agent. Ice cream snob. I bake a lot of bread.
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I don't accept queries over bluesky. Please follow the submission guidelines at https://ashliterary.com/#submissions and send any questions about your query to [email protected]

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@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialOct 15, 2026, 11:40 PM

I'm so excited to be working with Linnea and her joyful illustrations!

@gwenckatz.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 6:21 PMReposted by @tinyfairyhunter.bsky.social

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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@jimmccarthydgb.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 6:04 PMReposted by @tinyfairyhunter.bsky.social

This is a bit of a cop out, but I would say pick the books whose readers you think would be MOST excited to read yours. It's less about capturing the perfect spectrum and more about showing that you know your intended readership. #AskDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 1:57 AM

Sarah is very good at this! Every virtual event I've worked has run very smoothly when Sarah is involved.

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 1:03 AM

A climate in which publishers don't worry about book bans destroying crucial sales channels is a climate in which gatekeepers can more effectively advocate for projects by marginalized creators.
#askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 1:03 AM

I also want to add to this list @authorsabb.bsky.social and @pubprosabb.bsky.social, two groups organizing against book bans across the US. Book bans have shrunk the kidlit market, which relies on sales to schools and libraries (and disproportionately affects marginalized authors). #AskDV
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@ericsmithrocks.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:14 PMReposted by @tinyfairyhunter.bsky.social

To not pitch those agencies. That’s absurd. #AskDV

“But I’m an agent who does that!”

Great. This is for you then, buddy.

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:23 PM

If it works as a standalone, sure!There's just no guarantee a publisher will buy in for a sequel.

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:22 PM

I don't think 99k will be an automatic no for most agents for YA sci-fi, but you're approaching 100k which many do use as a hard cutoff. Unfortunately, the decision for some agents is vibes-based: 96k feels like 95k feels like 90k so it's not a problem, 99k feels like 100k so it's too long.

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:19 PM

This is a general guideline and not a hard rule, so it kinda depends. You may see some hand-holding relationships in upper middle grade, but you'll rarely see mg romance that goes beyond a first kiss.

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:13 PM

We should all be so lucky

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@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:08 PM

WHEW that's the end of the hour. Thanks to all who participated with thoughtful questions. I believe there's another #AskDV event with another group of agents next week, so if your questioned wasn't answered tonight, you can ask again then.

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:05 PM

My big dialogue tips are
1) Say the lines out loud while you revise. You'll see what sounds awkward and what sounds like people actually talking.

2) Break it up with breaths and pauses and digressions and fidgets. Overly perfect dialogue will sound stilted, like a rehearsed speech.

#askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 9:03 PM

Napkin math*: If it takes 1 yr to write a book, 6 mos to query, 3 mos for your agent to get the book on submission, 6 mos for a publisher to offer, and 2 yrs for the book to be released, that's 4.5 years (*optimistic timeline). Trends will change by then so don't worry about writing to trend. #askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:57 PM

The rules are a little looser for pitch events because you have so little space. I'd say for pitch events, go for specific vibe match and striking combos with your comps. In your query letter, use comps in your genre that are recently published and from newer authors. #askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:54 PM

If the story arc could feel complete at the end of Book 1 even if Book 2 is never published, use "standalone with series potential." If not, misrepresenting a trilogy as a standalone will hurt your chances because agents will see the unfinished narrative arc as a craft issue. #askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:51 PM

This will depend on the agent. I like working with authors across multiple genres when those are all genres I have experience with. I recommend researching agents who represent all the genres you write, not just the genre of the project you're currently querying. #askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:48 PM

Series are still popular, but it can be hard to get a publisher to invest in multiple books for an unknown author. That's why I recommend querying standalone projects the majority of the time. #askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:47 PM

I think it's always helpful to think about what purpose a scene is serving. For example, is it moving along a main plotline, subplot, character development? If it's not serving multiple purposes, it's a good candidate for being combined with another scene. #askDV

@tinyfairyhunter.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 8:45 PM

There are industry-wide efforts via groups like @weneeddiversebooks.bsky.social and @litagentsofchange.bsky.social. Several individual agents who prioritize submissions from specific marginalized groups. There are a lot of efforts in action right now! #askDV

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