@simonbest.bsky.social
Writer
KNIVES OF THE EMPRESS forthcoming from @hornedlarkpress.com
THE TEETH OF VEHRION available now on Kindle, Kobo
Articles on Eurogamer, Unwinnable, AwesomeFriday
No AI for anything, ever
www.simonbest.ca
@simonbest.bsky.social(OnRush was _built_ around rubberbanding around hotspots - and it almost worked too)
@simonbest.bsky.socialStar Wars Galactic Racer is incredible in so many ways (the sound design!) but the rubberbanding is some of the most aggressive I've ever seen. I get how it reinforces the roguelike campaign, but it's worse than Motorstorm and even feels like OnRush at times. Kind of ruining it for me right now.
@simonbest.bsky.socialLosing my mind over here right now. What a joy!
@hornedlarkpress.comReposted by @simonbest.bsky.socialWe’re turbo excited to announce our latest acquisition, KNIVES OF THE EMPRESS by @simonbest.bsky.social! Give him a follow, eh?
Simon’s story is an action-packed tale that explores what it is to be a person (if you’re not born that way) and asks: How many mechs does it take to topple an empire?
@simonbest.bsky.socialSomething's about to be announced that is very very exciting and doesn't feel real. But it is! So exciting!
@requiemarm.bsky.socialReposted by @simonbest.bsky.socialyou shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
@smatthew.bsky.socialReposted by @simonbest.bsky.socialAnyway, I have no idea how to market a thing but I made a physical media catalogue and collection management app. Give it a try!
@simonbest.bsky.socialIncredible work, layout designer
@simonbest.bsky.socialA Cave DonPachi collection so I can play DoDonPatchi and DaiOuJou in Tate mode forever
@simonbest.bsky.socialOK so we *are* all doomed then, got it
@mrsambarlow.bsky.socialReposted by @simonbest.bsky.socialWarners really shot themselves in the foot mishandling the masterpiece TENET
@internethippo.bsky.socialReposted by @simonbest.bsky.socialOne of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
@simonbest.bsky.socialA FedEx Tale Wed: Coming Wed 9th! Thurs: Coming Wed! Fri: Coming Wed! Sat: Coming Wed! Sun: Coming Wed! Mon: Coming Wed! Tues: Coming tomorrow! Wed: Coming between 9:30am-1:30pm! Wed, 1:20pm: Coming between 9:30am-1:30pm! Wed, 1:50pm: Coming by end of day! Wed, 2:30pm: Bro you’ll never guess what
