Been laid up for a few days and unable to write, but now it’s at least time to write AND make some shirt/patch designs from the couch.

Good morning.

this is my vent art

Thank you muchly! Like 90% of my shirts I screen print myself in my makeshift basement darkroom 😂 (I’ll eventually get around to posting a link for them for interested parties)

Shout out to Podunk Arkansas for the track released 30 years ago called “Mickey Dee’s”, which has accidentally become the Trash Humper anthem.

If you think I haven’t you’re having a laugh.

"You need to post more videos for promo!" "You need to show more process!" "Let people see the joy that goes into making your zine!" LOL alright this is your problem now bud

Easier alternative: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP

“Stupid thumbnail” “dumb photo clickbait” “rage bait reaction” My brothers if you spent half the time being a useful source of societal change as you do spouting shite then we wouldn’t have to do these fucking thumbnail photos to appease an algorithm that only pays attention to cartoonized femmes.

✨ Happy Libra Season ya cunnnnnnnts ✨

NEW ISSUE OF TRASH HUMPER IS AVAILABLE! •How "Head" is still a movie that's aHead of it's time •Drunk notes on sex and carousels •Milligan & Fegredo's comic "Girl" as an echo to Fugazi's post-hardcore anthem "Waiting Room" •James Woods gas station jumpscare •Telephones •Goat LSD experiment research

Y’know what, I might be a certifiable dumbass but at least I don’t need a computer program to imagine things for me.

See you in June when my blood pressure returns to normal.

Hockey is back baby and I for one am looking forward to being proudly disappointed in the red wings as always. Let’s go.

I’m a recent Trash Humper subscriber, so let me recommend it to you all with the zeal of a recent convert: Chloe has fantastic taste in comics & culture, and is eloquent, insightful & very fucking funny about it. If you’re cooler than me you probably already knew this, but just in case, check it out