@mortenschoubye.bsky.social
Reader of weird fiction and odd history. Amateur CoC Keeper. Servant of Her Canine Majesty. Excellent cook. Runner of half marathons. Firmly believes the world went to hell after Sir Terry Pratchett died.
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialApparently this image was shared on Pravda…sorry..Truth Social. As a Dane , I must admit this is getting tiresome. No, you won’t get it and there are no penguins in Greenland. Unless..hey…America! Please show him a globe, point to the South Pole and say, “There! Greenland is right there! Penguins!”
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialWhoever coined the phrase “money can’t buy you happiness” never had the experience of having disposable income and access to bookstores. #books #bookshelves #reading
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialYou can’t blame Dumpling. There was obviously a Predator in the vicinity and we all know how to best hide from them. Mud disables heat vision, so Arnie taught us.
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialI mean…if anyone should be able to help us against the inevitable onslaught of robot soldiers swarming to Earth from an AI base on the Moon it’ll be Pinky and The Brain, right? www.yahoo.com/news/science...
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialWhich apple would be the best to use in an enlarging ray to create apple-based ammunition for a trebuchet?
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialNo, no, you’re absolutely not. I work on a boat, and the other day I tried to be nice and fed the local seagulls birdseed. This massive speckled unit of a seagull, whom I immediately named Fritz, basically kicked the seed and angrily went “Squvannnkk” as if I had insulted him. Evil cannibal bird!
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialHypothesis: if you buy two entire series of books and then read book one of each series followed by book two of each series, you will enjoy both series more. My research material arrived today. @aptshadow.bsky.social and @caimhmc.bsky.social this is research I’ll do enjoy!
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialAs a former AP Human Geography teacher who spent years explaining the importance of the various map projections to students who moaned “Gahhh…how does this matter??”, this feels like a victory. www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialOh sweet Astaraoth! Pssst @boontavista.com the brain worm guy has a cooking show! If this isn’t suitable for America Watch I don’t know what is. www.yahoo.com/health/welln...
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialLittle Foot??? Look, unless you can prove he was out on an epic quest after his mom died in a manner that left an entire generation of children deeply traumatized, you have to give him another name!
@mortenschoubye.bsky.socialOh dear…oh dear…is this too late to be part of the next Skepticrat? How about a Tom essay on Citation Needed on this particular carbuncle on the backside of humanity? A loyal listener can but hope @piatpod.bsky.social