Just get rid of the "ET" in asset ;)

This is the last time Kaleidotrope will be open to fiction and poetry submissions this year, and I don't yet know exactly how long it will be closed after that.

Looks awesome!

Just a friendly reminder that your desire to have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder is valid. Don’t allow anyone to disrespect you by telling you otherwise.

There's a new issue of Kaleidotrope today!

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

Lmaooo

Thanks so much! :)

Check it out, everyone!! New story in Just Keep Up Magazine!

don't tell anyone this, but when you get stuck in a story, you can just make up stuff, you just make it up

Lightspeed and Nightmare are running a kickstarter. Love short fiction? Go pick up a subscription and spread the word!

The best part of Revenge of the Sith was that fucked up bubble opera.

How did editing make me feel today? Well, if we think of writing as playing the violin, then I’m probably really good at drums.