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Jonny Sims

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Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA.
Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives.
VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas.
Games: MacGuffin & Co.
Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency

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@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 8:15 PM

I've seen people call my dad a nepotism hire, and I've got to refute this - I auditioned many, many my dads before casting my dad as Jurgen Leitner, and he was simply the best fit.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 7:11 PM

Thanks! I AM okay!

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 7:08 PM

Very excited!

Jonathan Sims in conversation with Natasha Pulley as part of the Rugby Literary Festival. 7pm, 24th October, The Rugby Hotel. Free but ticketed.
@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:52 PM

Oooh, lovely stuff! For some reason as I was typing it out I did have the thought "I bet Wangleberry would get a kick out of this", so glad I was correct!

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

I believe at the exact moment I could be learning how a Victorian failure to understand Buddhism could supercharge my bank account, I will instead by watching Jed the dog begin his ghoulish transformation into the Thing. And that's Ok.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

There's a part of me that would genuinely like to go, if only out of morbid curiosity, but unfortunately I'm going to be watching Horror movies for 24-hours straight when it happens, so ah well.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

But my absolute favourite, the one that absolutely floored me, is a talk titled "Amplify Your Wealth: Releasing Money Blocks Through The Akashic Records" THE AKASHIC FUCKING RECORDS ARE GONNA MAKE ME RICH. I can't handle it. Sometimes it feels like everything on earth is a Prosperity Gospel grift.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

There's obviously the classics: the whitest person in the world listed as a "Shamanic Shadow Reader"; the one practising "Quantum Healing and Past Life Regression"; the "Miracle Molecule" of Shungite; oh, and apparently we have "Angelic" Reiki now - didn't realise they'd dropped the new DLC.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

Frank picked me up a flyer for a local Hallowe'en festival of new-agey, spiritually, woo stuff and... Goodness, it is something else. The word salad of of self-help, motivational speaking and occult terminology is so unhinged and the obvious grift is so potent that it's genuinely delightful to me.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

Hey now, y'all know me - I'm a bit of a private hater, but rarely a public dunker. I take a "whatever floats your boat" attitude and with a lot of esoteric stuff I'm of the opinion that we don't know what we don't know and what is "mundane" or "scientific" is always changing. BUT.

@badflips.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:53 PMReposted by @jonnysims.bsky.social

@jonnysims.bsky.social I'm convinced this wretched thing is cursed. every time i bring it with me to read on the subway it is record breaking heat and i can feel my flesh liquify and my bones soften into a putty

a copy of 'The Burn Line' by Jonathan Sims. the cover art depicts a tube carriage emerging from the maw of a melting, dripping skull against a deep red background
@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 8:36 PM

Also when designers learn a few academic terms then start relentlessly misapplying them. It's like, I promise you, nobody's GMing style is "maladaptive".

@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 8:36 PM

I love TTRPGs, but nothing makes me respect them less as a medium than reading discourse about them. Every time people starts subtweeting about some take, I'll get to the bottom of it and it'll be the stupidest thing I've ever read. Like, not ever worth discussing levels of stupid.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 9:59 AM

Anyway this fuckin sucks.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 9:59 AM

PAC's look always made me imagine an episode of Flight of the Concords where he played the former third member who got kicked out years back and returned to challenge them to a fight. They're overconfident cause he was always notoriously weedy, then PAC takes off his shirt.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 2:30 AM

I think that's the old Hoover building out in Ealing. Used to pass it on the bus all the time - one of the best surviving bits of Art Deco out there.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 10:52 PM

Potatoes au Gratin, maybe?

@rustyquill.comSep 17, 2026, 4:17 PMReposted by @jonnysims.bsky.social

Pre-order From the Library of Jurgen Leitner from @welbooks.bsky.social to get a book plate signed by @premeemohamed.com and @jonnysims.bsky.social, an art print designed by @jojofraga.bsky.social, and a letter signed by @jonnysims.bsky.social and @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social.

An image showcasing Queen’s Park Books’ offer for From the Library of Jurgen Leitner. From left to right: A 3D mock-up of a book, From the Library of Jurgen Leitner; An art print featuring a figure holding a book, standing amongst stacks of books, water coming up to their ankles. In the foreground, a person on their back reaches desperately towards the viewer, as if they are drowning in the shallow water. This image is labelled “Jurgen Leitner art print by Joana Fraga; A blurred letter with photographs of Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall, labelled “Signed letter from Jonathan Sims and Alexander J Newall”. Below the images is another label reading: “with a signed book plate from Premee Mohamed and Jonathan Sims”.
@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 12:54 AM

That's fair - I've not read the books so I'm basing it entirely off Guiness' mannerisms and how Ann is deployed in the TV series. I will say I don't think superintelligence would be required, though, as that sort of cover marriage was not uncommon at the time, especially for upper class gay men.

@jonnysims.bsky.socialSep 14, 2026, 7:45 PM

For me its the one between Guinness and Terrance Rigby in the park

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