Race The Raccoon (@racetheraccoon.bsky.social)

If I sprawl on my stomach and inhale powerfully until someone is sucked straight into my maw...

Were they caught in a raccuum? Or in a tracctor beam?

Oh gosh, this is super cute! Thank you! 💚

He probably couldn't hear him from all the growling...
#Voretober26 Day 09: Robbery

🖼 for @Reiokferalfluid

Thanks for including me as a landmark, hee hee. 💚

beeg furi @skaifox.com is going to eat you

I think it's suppertime~ 🎵

Cast yourself as a Villain/Antagonist.

Did you know that swallowing and digesting a squirrel is the equivalent of drinking a dozen cups of coffee? It's true, try it!

Good boys! I love Stan's Telegram sticker pack, heh.

What a lucky croc! 💚

Friends know my rating system is out of ten trash cans. The more trash cans, the better!

This is super cute! Two kinds of thievery!

I wanna wear my trash-can patterned boxers and cuddle with a big fatty in lingerie.

And then eat them. :9

Being beached by your belly is the best feeling 💚

Step right up (to my tongue)!

Stuck at the graveyard shift at my second job for another two hours at least.

Who's going to come feed me? :3

“Who’s Justin?!” “The leader of the rats.”

Ideal ratio :3

...maybe! 💦