if wizards ever prints official "may be played until end of (next) turn" tokens that shit is going triple platinum on every stream i produce i stg

My piercer says no more piercings until my nipples heal more ):

craving some combination of a huge conch piercing and getting my skull exploded by a horse’s hoof.

I’m good at my job and that feels nice when it makes other people happy.

we talked about Suits clips again 🙂‍↕️

Hey NY, Chicago here. I made you some graphics cause we're all on the same team. Fuck ICE.

ushering in a new era of NYC_MTG streams (please hire us [yes i brought on another person for production], business email in bio)

do you want a russian copy

@wotc please errata to communicator toy

that damn phone smh

this is just naya gates

Pennsylvania Senator

Okay but I finally caved and started just actually watching Suits LOL

“Yeah its pretty straightforward the deck kinda plays itself“ dude with the most egregious anime sleeves you’ve ever seen in your life: holy fuck it’s sentient