I’d say it would give him a heart attack, but you gotta have a heart for that

So yesterday, guess what I did? I *VOTED*. That’s right. Got my ballot in the mail, voted, and dropped it off in the dropbox. If you have the option to do so, PLEASE vote early! It’ll free up spaces on Election Day for people who can’t, and it’ll give ol’ Fuckwaffle agita that he can’t stop it!

Vote early and in person. I took last Friday afternoon off and voted. Took myself to dinner,too.

I think the Central Park 5 still get first dibs tho, right?

Apparently, my bio requires an explanation: when I say “don’t be a douche” that means don’t send me spam DMs to repost your own content. I believe Merriam-Webster defines “douche” as someone who shamelessly self-promotes.

I mean, maybe he should take in a show there first…

On a positive note, you know it’ll go bankrupt shortly

Seems like an opportune time to re-post this…