Slow internet in an age of fast internet. You're jacked in from saturn.
Brought to you in part by @mp3neptune.bsky.social
[email protected]
(no AI, please)

@slow-internet.bsky.social
Slow internet in an age of fast internet. You're jacked in from saturn.
Brought to you in part by @mp3neptune.bsky.social
[email protected]
(no AI, please)
Reminder that all proceeds for nosleep still go directly to Partners In Health (@pih.org), an organization helping to bring medicine to the places in the world that need it most.
Proof of donation to Partners In Health. Thank you again for supporting! You can donate directly at pih.org.
Introducing. . .
pyramid observer - total bedroom
draw the blinds
the sun goes dark
the moon is alive tonight
white light glowing through white shutters
Available now on slowinternet.
Have yourself a romantic, candlelit self-interrogation.
Introducing. . .
Exit Zero - ReEquinox
@otodusflora.bsky.social / @suncomsystems.bsky.social
"...after searching through our archives, we actually found a recorded tape that contains material for PROGRAM B."
Out now on slowinternet.
total bedroom by pyramid observer is now available on YouTube.
Supporting musicians with your money is a great way to secure your ideal spot in whatever afterlife you think you might go to when it's all said and done! My money is on some unholy and corrupted version of Key West.
If you missed it, pyramid observer's "total bedroom" was released yesterday. YouTube upload to follow soon.
total bedroom
Album of the day!
#vapor #vaporwave #musicsky
ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com/album/total-...
Introducing. . .
pyramid observer - total bedroom
draw the blinds
the sun goes dark
the moon is alive tonight
white light glowing through white shutters
Available now on slowinternet.
Jump in (to bed)!
I woke up like this (haunted).
total bedroom releases tomorrow at noon MDT / 6 pm GMT, only on ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com.
We cannot stress enough how important it is that you email us at [email protected] if your memories do not align with our current reality. Current testing indicates that this could have permanent side-effects. We can't tell what the side effects are yet, but they have something to do with sleep.
If you've experienced incomplete memory alterations, email us at [email protected] before the 30th. We will attempt to resolve the issue.
The internet should be slower. That's been our mission statement from the beginning. If you remember our mission statement being anything else, or are failing to remember that that's been our mission statement, then the memory alterations did not work all the way. Contact us immediately.
Announcing. . .
pyramid observer - total bedroom
please sleep. your bedroom is alive and it needs you to sleep.
Out September 30th, only on ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com.
Stay tuned for the 30th, we'll see what we can do. In the meantime, try to lie down and stare at the ceiling. Stare, and stare, and stare. . .