Genuinely writhing in laughter

Sleeeeeeep...

I highly recommend never having genetic or traumatic gastrointestinal disorders. Just like, don't do it ok? 😝😮‍💨

When your little sister can fuck you up 🥵

I love when my generous husband and I become people's "favorite" couple at the local pub, directly after they've been cut off by the bartender 😂

Teen me: "My favorite fantasy creature? Probably a centaur." Them: "Why?" Me: "NO REASON."

See the problem is my mom wanted me to read and watch Peter Pan, and learn that growing up was a thing everyone should eventually do, and what I learned is that Wendy was an idiot. A forever young adventure island of boys all for me? Sign me up 😂

Who's your favorite muppet?

What are early Disney movie memories that made you feel funny. I'll go first.

Living the dream tbh.

"Sucking dick is thirsty work." - Me

Whenever I do these things as a switch, too many of the jars are just all the way full, and I just don't think that's a proper representation of me and how I play lol. So here's Kaycee and my submissive side, and Mistress Blue and my Dominant side. Make your choice 💙😈

Me: *humming and singing snippets* My inner angst and general anxiety: "Wtf? The world is terrible, how dare you..." Me: "Got over a dozen orgasms last night." "Ah... k.. carry on"

Shooting some photos and clips with Mama Gator and @incubusreborn.bsky.social during one of our collab and workshop days here at the house! If you're in the MD/DC area and would like to join sometime, feel free to DM! It's free, and we welcome all experience levels as long as you come to work 💙

So, face or cock? I'm leaving the thong on btw... for now. 😏😘

Oh, you're doing Locktober? Let me just... back up right against you here... 😜😘