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D. Griffin Jones

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy

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computer toucher with tall hair

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@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 11:22 PM

got a new job designing those shirts that combine random place names, years and made up organizations, like ā€œPortugal ’76ā€ and ā€œAruba Surf Clubā€ and ā€œFlorida Keys Bicycle Company, est. 1985ā€ with worn out script/block lettering

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 5:56 PM

Ever think about how the food replicator from Star Trek could fabricate a burrito with a perfectly enclosed spherical tortilla? No leakage out of the bottom, no areas with too many layers of tortilla folded over itself. what a utopia I look forward to seeing this concept explored in a new […]

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 11, 2026, 3:33 PM

hey siri what happened to IPv5

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 10, 2026, 6:07 PM

@nileane My jealousy over those gorgeous hardwood floors is immeasurable

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 6:49 AM

Four if you count 2winz² (you should)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AdVgPCM5wEk

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 9, 2026, 6:44 AM

There are three (3) bands of which I know the names of all the members: ABBA, The Beatles and Driftless Pony Club

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 8, 2026, 1:54 AM

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https://athensindependent.com/apd-flock-contract/

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 10:12 PM

Friends of Griffin with @nileane, who I hold hostage to talk about new Macs, my Apple TV and HomePod anxieties, and weird charging habits
https://www.dgriffinjones.com/friends/6

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 5:23 PM

my homeowner instinct to run the bathroom fan until all the moisture is gone versus my hatred of ambient fan noise, forever locked in immortal battle

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 3:47 PM

@hannah Good to give them a head start, I’m still catching up on the last few billion years

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 2, 2026, 12:47 PM

who would EVER use this cropped photo of John Sculley, when you could use this full, beautiful picture of him in a suspiciously dark room with way too many 2-liters

LinkedIn-ass photo of John Sculley circa 1979, cropped to his shoulders up, from a slightly low unflattering angle, like how your boss calls you from the airport on Zoom.An incredible full photo of John Sculley holding two-liters of Aspen and Mountain Dew, with an additional eight (8) two-liters on a table in front of him, standing in a suspiciously dark room, with some sofas behind him. I’m genuinely not sure what kind of room this is, or why he’s in there peddling sodas.
@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gyOct 1, 2026, 5:09 AM

@chris @ismh86 Thank you! Gotta have him back for our epic deep dive on static site generators, and some kind of vintage Mac topic

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 29, 2026, 10:02 PM

watch out folks šŸ˜Ž there’s a new player in town

Email from Libsyn: ā€œCongratulations! Your earnings are in for Friends of Griffin that ran during the month of August!
In August You Earned: $0.90ā€
@machinelordzero.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gySep 29, 2026, 8:46 AMReposted by @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy

@dgriffinjones Alas, we killed the killing industries industry

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 29, 2026, 6:28 AM

man, ten years ago, millennials used to be so good at killing industries. can’t we get together and do one more, for old times sake?

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 27, 2026, 5:00 PM

I feel bad for higher-dimensional beings. Untangling a one-dimensional string of holiday lights is hard enough, just imagine how long it takes to undo a string light tesseract that’s been shoved in a bag all year

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 27, 2026, 2:56 AM

@hannah Dr. Pulaski is a much more interesting character than Dr. Crusher and I’m not afraid to say it

@samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gySep 26, 2026, 5:45 PMReposted by @dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy

I built Light Touch, a full-featured iPod touch 2G emulator for Mac. Networking + Wayback Machine proxy, GLES/3D games support, a built-in app store via legacystore.app, rotation, screen capture, the works. Have fun […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]

A Mac app with an emulated iPod touch + bezel sitting on top of the Apple keynote gradient background. The iPod is loading a 2009 archived copy of the NY Times, and the Mac app sidebar is showing app results for the word "Doodle"Gameplay of Doodle Jump, with the iPod rotated and the iPod reflecting the bezel's rotation.
@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 26, 2026, 3:39 AM

What a year it’s been for sci-fi. For All Mankind, Star City and Star Trek: Strange New Worlds running pretty much continuously since March. And I started the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who on my personal watch through. I should rerererewatch the first six Star Trek movies every week, as a treat ā˜ŗļø

@dgriffinjones.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gySep 25, 2026, 9:03 PM

WHAT A PERFORMANCE WE’RE SEEING FROM MISTER HURLEY TONIGHT, THIS IS A PLAYER WHO ALWAYS GIVES IT HIS ALL, NEVER LEAVES ANYTHING BEHIND ON THE ST. JUDE FIELD, OF COURSE IT’S ANYONE’S GAME AT THIS POINT, SO I’D WATCH OUT FOR A SURPRISE MOVE FROM HACKETT LIKE WE SAW LAST YEAR, REALLY MOVED THE CHAINS,

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