Buying 100,000 slightly different goosebumps paperbacks at the stochastic book fair

The baby has finally started making it from midnight to 6 am without a bottle. now i can just cruise until he goes to college

As a palate cleanser I just walked past this guy

Very cool to cross the street in front of a blacked out jeep with grim reaper decals in the windows and huge letters over the windshield that say GOD WILL JUDGE MY ENEMIES

Yall need any 1970s communist org chart sigils

Come get your duck

I appreciate that my mom is able to pass down her hard-earned childcare wisdom, like “when you were 3 months old we left you alone in a hotel room for an hour so we could watch the bush/dukakis debate in the lobby”

Just put my homemade cosmic microwave background rug over the baby’s crib

Me when i go to two different grocery stores and neither of them have what I’m looking for

Would you like to see a truly perplexing reddit ad

T4T

I hope the marketing team behind the new horror film OTHER MOMMY know how funny all their ads are to lesbians with young children

Bottom of the 0th… thats classic baseball baby

I don’t remember any of the racing parts of Rush 2 for the n64 but it had a “stunt track” mode that was a gigantic box made of glowing abstract geometry where you could drive around with your best friend trying to flip your car as fast as possible until it exploded. Pure Videogames