@jordan.sometimes.social
computer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent
not a hugger / no flirting
I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes [ā¦]
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@jordan.sometimes.socialI'm not even Brazilian
@jordan.sometimes.socialis Steam putting the hard sell on this Brazilian Drug Dealer game for anyone else or just me? I swear every game page I look at has a bundle with a Brazilian Drug Dealer game
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@ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyReposted by @jordan.sometimes.socialQuark: While you were studying girls I was kissing the blade
@jordan.sometimes.socialalso you think that dude would developed a new character by now
@jordan.sometimes.socialI know everything terrible in pop culture is coming back for another round but we don't really have to do Ali G and Borat again, do we?
@futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gyReposted by @jordan.sometimes.social[Killed by the State] We aren't having the conversation about abolishing the death penalty in all cases. The US is powerful enough to do this. We choose not to and in that way is the decline of the nation as I see it. We are, apparently, not powerful enough or wise enough to figure out how to [ā¦]
@jordan.sometimes.socialI forgot that Dr. Phibes closed out with Somewhere Over the Rainbow
@jordan.sometimes.socialevery time I see the word "oenophile" > ew, creep ...2 minutes later... > oh wait that's just wine
@jordan.sometimes.socialType O Negative is goth Beatles and I will not elaborate
@jordan.sometimes.socialthinking of starting an annual ritual to try and chant Ryan Field into the ground, hmu if interested #Evanston
@jordan.sometimes.socialyes please consolidate the entire JavaScript industry into three shitty companies for easier disposal later
@jordan.sometimes.socialwatched Little Shop of Horrors, then we watched the original ending š
@jordan.sometimes.socialalmost every time I see a picture of a billionaire, I think, "if I had a billion dollars, I wouldn't look _like that_ "
@jordan.sometimes.socialDavid Ellison is the most Biff Tannen looking motherfucker to ever Biff
@jordan.sometimes.socialwhy do paperbacks smell like vinegar?
@jordan.sometimes.socialin current Nancy, Sluggo goes back to his old hat, while in Nancy Classics, Nancy has a new hat the stories keep lining up, someone has to be doing this on purpose
@jordan.sometimes.social[lewd and spooky] An Evening of Edger Allan Poe
@jordan.sometimes.socialOK maybe we just read The Pit and The Pendulum in school because this movie is way artier than anything I remember watching
@jordan.sometimes.socialthe writers of Ted Lasso have never removed a band-aid in less than 75 minutes
