I have a phone booth in my house, the kind you see in old movies: beautiful wood and lead-glass doors with a level switch, the fan works too. My grandkids might be the only ones their age who can dial a rotary phone.

Happy Thanksgiving to our neighbors to the north. As a citizen of the country now run by a rapist, pedophile, felon, grifter, liar, traitor, cheater, and all-around moron, I thank you all for your tolerance and graciousness.

Broadcasting a barbaric execution is essentially making a snuff film. Snuff films are illegal. Someone arrest Hegseth if this goes through.

"fuckbilled twatypus" is now my new favorite insult.

He does; he just thinks SA stands for Sexual Assault and will claim he knows nothing about it.

Last I saw, that's not his name; it's pubic hair on a slanted confession about how much he and his pedo-bestie like raping little girls.

I expect that when our Rapist-in-Chief finally faces the Epstein fallout, they will make him write an essay about why it was wrong. And he’ll appeal.

The Twins of Bellesfées face off with a vampire and assassins in 1843 France.

Meet the Twins of Bellesfées in this wild adventure!

Found family and haunted locomotive and a mad scientist… Read and enjoy!

Welcome!