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Peter Kröner

@sirpepe.bsky.social

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Frontend technology trash panda, DevRel @ Storyblok Also @[email protected]

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@jcoglan.comOct 11, 2026, 5:18 PMReposted by @sirpepe.bsky.social

to think this stuff is useful you have to have an ontologically fucked idea of what the work actually is. this applies to almost all applications of this technology

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:26 PM

Nach Spandau nochmal schnell aufs Klo klappt auch nur, wenn die Gelegenheitsreisen nicht zu hunderten Stramm stehen #bahn

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:04 PM

Release next week, if I can find time to hit the publish button.

The Code Movie CLI doing it's thing
@jcoglan.comOct 11, 2026, 11:24 AMReposted by @sirpepe.bsky.social

ban cars

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 11:36 AM

Revenue: $0 Expenses: $455 Code.Movie is still a better business than any AI company 🤪

Notice for domain renewal at $454.99
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 1:31 PM

HUMANS.md

github.com/jjuran/metam...

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 10:57 AM

Oh boy! A """""clean-room open-source reimplementation""""" of Photoshop just dropped. Time to crack open the strategic popcorn reserves 🍿

github.com/storytold/ph...

@oppi.liOct 7, 2026, 7:53 AMReposted by @sirpepe.bsky.social

"woah did u see all the new math openai dropped?" "no, did you?" "no"

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 3:54 PMReposted by @sirpepe.bsky.social

📦 Code.Movie 0.0.46 - new theme system, better error recovery logic, 35kb smaller main export

Announcement: code.movie/blog/theme-o...

Get the package: npmjs.com/package/@cod...

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 6:51 PM

Poetic.

Yet Oracle is, at least for now, “investment grade,” which means that even though its debt “trades like junk” (IE: investors are asking for effective yields of anything around the high-yield index’s average of 8.2%), it’s in a much better position to borrow than the vast majority of AI data center SPVs or neoclouds like CoreWeave, which has Goatse-level spreads of 672bps to 882bps, with the effective yield on its shortest-dated debt (four years) sitting at 11.53% and its longest-dated (a mere six years) sitting at 13.49%.
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 4:09 PM

What else?

- Website design overhaul
- Improved error recovery mechanism
- better support for the satisfies keyword in #TypeScript
- support attributes on promoted properties in #PHP
- properly type bitwise operators in #ECMAScript
- more theme variables for all monokai themes

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 4:06 PM

A side benefit of the new theme system is that you can now bake light/dark mode support right into a single theme. Just use light-dark() for colors; done. A new theme that makes use of this ships with 0.0.46. This probably also makes animations a bit smaller and more efficient, but not by much.

Code.Movie's hybrid monokai theme
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 4:01 PM

To get started, you can clone the default theme and got from there. It's still > 100 lines of JS for a minimal theme, but that's at least SOMEWHAT manageable. Types, Zod schemas, and reasonable defaults are exported as helpers.

Minimal Code.Movie theme; 122 lines of JS object definition
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 4:01 PM

The headline feature is the new theme system - or rather, that I finally committed to _a_ theme system. Themes are complicated monsters, but as of 0.0.46 they are mostly tamed and fully documented: code.movie/docs/referen...

@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 3:54 PM

📦 Code.Movie 0.0.46 - new theme system, better error recovery logic, 35kb smaller main export

Announcement: code.movie/blog/theme-o...

Get the package: npmjs.com/package/@cod...

@dasharez0ne.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 10:13 PMReposted by @sirpepe.bsky.social

DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN

YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 5:26 AM

It's #caturday somewhere

Fluffy Ragdoll sitting on the couch, looking past the camera.Bedraggled Ragdoll sitting on the couch, looking past the camera.Old red domestic cat wrapped in a grey blanket.
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 5:46 PM

The Pornhub logo, but it says GitHub
@sirpepe.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 3:36 PM

Windows 95 was better at displaying text files than this clown show.

GitHub failing to load a markdown file, as per usual.
@webinale.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 1:02 PMReposted by @sirpepe.bsky.social

🚀 Slow frontend? Stop guessing.

@sirpepe.bsky.social shows you how to:
⚡ understand browser internals
🔎 spot real bottlenecks
🛠️ optimize across stacks

📅 October 30, 2026 | 🕒 09:00 – 16:30
📍 Munich

👉 Don’t miss the deep dive:
https://tinyurl.com/57srh8pz

#webinale #WebPerformance

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