@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
what's a bird but a word
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@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy*wedges one computer (OOM soft-lock, thank you Linux)* *gets up and walks to another computer* *within 30 keystrokes, wedges that computer (no idea how)* time to grab the phone and go for a hat trick
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gynever be afraid or asleep
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gywhy did don't crash out thursday fall on a friday this week
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gylowkey feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. is this bad
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gyjorts horses have clopen hooves
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gywe live in a really dark cyberpunk novel. but who is the author? none of the usual suspects checks out...
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gyu would not believe how ppl treat the restrooms on this instance
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gythey have me on the night shift at jorts dort hots
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gyas soon as we figure out wtf computers are we r shutting that shit tf down #praxis
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gymom says it's my turn to be smooth yoda
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gyhalloween costume idea: data center. you just walk around under a big grey cardboard box dragging around a portable gas generator, loudly pouring smoke out everywhere you go, and if you see somebody whose costume is a profession like a doctor or firefighter you make them change into normal […]
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gyme asf tbh
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy@kangaroo5383 I'll be around, would love to drop in and see the art & say hi!
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gycall two birds with one phone #vpofideas
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gywant to know the URL you're going to before you click it? can't do that anymore. as we've been saying for decades, #fuckgoogle
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gywow, this is fucking evil https://www.scrapingbee.com/blog/google-goto-redirect-urls/ #google
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gyI truly believe embedded hostile agents at mozilla are attempting to kill #firefox completely
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gywhat the fuck is wrong with the person who made everything in #firefox a rounded rectangle. do we know who it is
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy@ceej.online what's funny is when birds eat breadsticks they have to chase them down a few steps away after every good bite
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy[for twelve years you have been asking] who is jim penis
