@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social
Unknown Author * Word Janitor * Lazy Pedant * Aspiring Language-User-Person * Creator of Arc-Less Non-Story Sentence-Pictures * Hyphen Fan * Round Earther * www.michaelgrantsmith.com/plenty-of-words
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialGet on your knees and prey.
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialSurely a gentleman is permitted a *hint* of color?
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialReposted by @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialI love the sound of my own voice AND I will never stop promoting my past or present work, even if the Sun burns out into a glassy cinder and I have to scratch stories on stones in the dark. Here's another one from the dusty files at @ellipsiszine.bsky.social
@flightlit.bsky.socialReposted by @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialThe Flight editors saw @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social being arrested outside the Booker Prize offices and thought “that guy must really have something”
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialI love the sound of my own voice AND I will never stop promoting my past or present work, even if the Sun burns out into a glassy cinder and I have to scratch stories on stones in the dark. Here's another one from the dusty files at @ellipsiszine.bsky.social
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialThe charges were dropped after I agreed to punctuate responsibly and enter a semicolon reduction program; I really think it's working.
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialReposted by @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialMy story-thing "Disemployment Guidelines" is live now, thanks to @flightlit.bsky.social. I hope you'll take a look, even though the piece was banned by the Pulitzer committee for "gross and repeated affronts to literature" & "please stop following us home."
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social"The criticism has been that I let a murderer out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days."
@flightlit.bsky.socialReposted by @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialFlight 6 opens with our Brewer's Choice selection from @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.social
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialMy story-thing "Disemployment Guidelines" is live now, thanks to @flightlit.bsky.social. I hope you'll take a look, even though the piece was banned by the Pulitzer committee for "gross and repeated affronts to literature" & "please stop following us home."
@emhall47.bsky.socialReposted by @michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialA must-read piece for anyone who’s had to navigate the dull waters of office culture. 🦀 #flashfiction #flashinthefeed #writesky #fiction
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialThank you for reading and boosting my story, Emily. I appreciate it!
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialAs you know, @ellipsiszine.bsky.social is digging into its archives and bringing back stories. This sensitive, somber one of mine from 2023 addresses the office-wide emotional distress and confused feelings caused by co-workers who think they are crustaceans.
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialThank's, their are far to many people who need these tip's!
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialCheck number 1001 means it's absolutely 100% legit, what's the problem
@michaelgrantsmith.bsky.socialIf you work your way up from the opposite direction, people are happy when you wear pants at all.
