Hang it in the Headley Whitney.

The way they scoop him up 🥹

Careful not to trip on that red carpet LSU laid out for you

How much did Lane cost LSU again? 🧐

WILDCAYUTS

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS

CAAAAAAAAAATSSSSS!!!!!!!!

you'll never understand John Mateer's game. 9-D chess. Esperanto playcalling. Football zaza that will leave you reading Sanskrit in the LED flickers. Idi Amin playmaking. He sent his game tape to Criterion and they filed it under Classic Italian Vampire Erotica. He stole a car and it thanked him.

That Texas loss couldn’t have come Sooner 🤓

You don’t have to have the right equipment, or a secret location, or a car to start foraging. Plenty of tasty, foraged foods are easier to find than you might think: your backyard, parks, and local trails.

Got to pretend the UF-Ole Miss game wasn’t happening while at my niece’s birthday party. Now I get to watch it with the joy of knowing the outcome. Starting to think this is the way to do this if the Gators are gonna get my hopes up again 🙌🐊

All I want, more than anything in the world right now, is to be able to just do my job for like a week straight. No side quests. No other fires to put out. Just *typey typey* edit *typey typey* report *typey typey* journalism.

Ah hell no! My impersonator targeted an author at the University of Florida, a fellow Gator! This means war.

There are many things I would like to say to this creep, but I have been advised not to engage. 😒

Shoutout to the author who got this email from my impersonator, insisting they ARE me, and added me to their reply: "I am attaching Katie to this email so she can address you specifically." 🐐

Announcers saying nice things about the Gators while also predicting we’ll lose the next four games is the vibe.

Honestly… he wears it really well 🤷🏼‍♀️

devoting my life to Jadan Baugh