She looks cute, energetic, and eager to get to work! All the hallmarks of a good mascot~

Whoever her set owner is will be lucky to have her as a companion~ She's well-equipped and trained in using all manner of toys and peripherals... It was wonderful working with you! ^^

As long as you stay productive keep generating value for the company and its shareholders, and do whatever little favors the Boss asks of you, you'll always have a job in this industry~

Want the big office, power, and an army of assistants at your beck and call? Sign yourself away, and start living like The Boss! Your new look may take some getting used to, but 'comfort' or 'modesty' mean nothing to the REAL movers and shakers at the top! (comm for lythlphene

Lovely sphynx~! 🤍

What a wonderful piece~ Glad to see Jessi occupying himself being a host for such a sharply-dressed suit! Seems like he's not struggling to adjust too terribly much~ Be sure to check out VacantVessel's stuff!

🌀Is it that obvious? Yes, my schedule just opened up...We'll have plenty of time for fun~🤍🌀

🌀Of course~ You need to maintain your energy out on the field. I've ordered you a value meal from a nearby establishment that should arrive in an expedient manner. The quality should be to your liking, based on customer reviews~ Feel free to let me know if you need anything else~🌀

How did you get this number? This is a work phone! 💢 🌀Wait, didn't I see you before...? What do you want from me, cutie~?🌀

What a wonderfully expressive mask~! Her joy and enthusiasm are infectious ^^

𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬, 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐎𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧... *You could see a slight smile in her expression.*

*She was entirely monochrome now, her outfit identical to everyone else's in the office...* 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫...𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞...𝐭𝐰𝐨...𝐨𝐧𝐞...𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇. *𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 picked up the completed stack, quickly reviewing your 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤.* 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭~ 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐛?

*As you fix your gaze on the paperwork, you notice your hands turning gray out of the corner of your eye. Your outfit is changing, becoming a standard office uniform, like all the other 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 that work here...* 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲...𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞...

Yes, you *could* do with more pens...I suggest you prioritize securing some immediately~

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰! 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫! 💢 𝐁𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋!! 💢💢 *The more you get through this stack...the more it feels like you need to finish it on time...* 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬...

Why so many plushes and figures? Why not something with more utility, like office supplies, or at least some paperweights that could make it a bit more organized?

𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭? *She sets your file down. The momentary SLAP of it on the desk interrupts your 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬. You need to 𝐅𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐒, don't you? Your 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬' gaze is still on you...* 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲-𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬...

𝐒𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐒 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. *You swear you can feel something beginning to reorganize your mind...tossing out junk files...The stack starts to shrink, page by page...but you're not going fast enough...*