I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

This is obvious race-baiting, flailing dictator wannabe bullshit. But they still haven’t learned how tough Rep. Omar is. She’s also incredibly popular in her district: won her last election with approx 75% of the vote despite both conservative Democrats and ALL Republicans trying to take her out.

no coming back from this without punishing the entire chain of command from the officers carrying out this shit to the people at the top giving the orders

An important bit of immigration law which is relevant here; there is already a waiver process — Section 212(k) of the INA — by which immigrants who obtain status through fraud that they didn't know about can avoid consequences like losing a green card. So this is *even weaker* than it already seems.

This is outrageous, despotic shit and everyone who played a role in it should lose their place in polite society. Show us the warrant. Who asked for it? What did they claim? Have there been grand jury proceedings? Who was in charge? And what judge, if any, signed off on the search warrant?

I like this very much

Alexa play “Cleveland Rocks” by Ian Hunter

Holding my breath for a Cleveland v Milwaukee World Series

The 2026 Chi Sox were a damn good time. Thanks fellas

I'm resharing this because my newspaper has since published a piece from another columnist who I won't name, but I'd really love to beat in pageviews. (Currently, he's barely ahead of me, so this is doable!)

I am generally quite opposed to posting AI slop unless it is: 1) Obvious satire and therefore not suggestive of any effort to falsify or mislead. And... 2) really fucking funny.

Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.

I wrote a column about The Jacket. “There are a lot of people wearing it who have been through a thing, you know? Even if they weren’t doing it together, we went through it together.” (gift link)

Punishment should only ever be in service to a crime committed. This execution will be clipped, memed, streamed, debated— all gruesome spectacle in service to a new cultural hegemony where aestheticized state violence is made to feel normal. We should be asking ourselves why this admin wants that

Filmed the day before the last day

This is what it looks like when I play MLB The Show

Masks off, hoods on.