my dad used to smoke fish in the backyard and sometimes I will eat something and think "wow this tastes exactly how that smelled"

they should invent conveyor belt tacos

frickin alien egg sac burrito. burrito that eats you from the inside

I saw an AI burrito on reddit that I just know is going to feature in my nightmares someday

AI Food elicits the same gut reaction from me as Body Horror and that could not possibly make me less hungry

he's saying what we're all thinking

shout out to my favorite dragon quest running gag, "old man who wants to become a bunny girl"

branding

the cat adoption van had sooooo many cute little guys today. very dangerous.

Monkey D. Sade

I *will* stay punktuary.

sometimes I give myself a whore's bath but I make it funnier by saying it the way danny devito would

I almost forgot to october myself!!

thinking about adding a patreon tier that grants access to exclusive recordings of the songs I make up about my cat

I played it safe with a mage and a priest and gave the last spot to a warrior because I'll be damned if I'm not putting DQIII Warrior Woman in my party

so far it is proving to be very dragon quest (complimentary)

I am, amazingly, playing through Dragon Quest III for the first time in my life. I've played so many DQ games but not this one. the big one, you might call it

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