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@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialI expect to see you at the top of your field—NO EXCUSES!
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Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.social@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhat’s brown and sticky? – A stick.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – In case he got a hole in one.
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@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy did the scarecrow win an award? - Because he was outstanding in his field!
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy did the music teacher go to jail? – Because she got caught with too many notes.
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@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhat do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? - A can’t opener.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy don’t zombies eat comedians? – Because they taste funny.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialYou are going to have a breakthrough soon, I’ve decided!
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy did the physics book look so sad? – It had too many problems.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy don’t sharks like fast food? – Because they can’t catch it.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhat do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy was the big cat disqualified from the race? - Because it was a cheetah.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo? – A pouch potato.
@beardeddad1987.bsky.socialWhy did the bicycle fall over? – Because it was two-tired.