I just turned down an opportunity as to not overexert myself more than I already am. And now I'm looking into getting Vatican approval to confirm this rare but true miracle.

Important post. Sunny is 14.

Buying an audiobook of a physical book I am halfway through because I absolutely cannot put it down and need to now drive an hour. Best feeling.

Cover reveal + preorder link for my very gaysian book of craft essays!! IN CAHOOTS WITH THE RABBIT GOD out December 1st 💫 🐇

Should I sue for using my likeness?

25 years ago was my first day of high school. I thought it would be memorable for other reasons, but the reality was much darker.

When Edmund White wrote, “How I long to be on the beach or on the deck of a beautiful house with a smart crowd of people,” I felt that in my soul.

I value honesty and forthrightness from my physicians, but my dermatologist doesn’t have to say which tattoos he likes and doesn’t like every time I go in for an exam.

CHICAGOLAND FRIENDS, let me hop on a reading this weekend, pleaseeee.

Thank you!!

If my dumbass spends $600 on a last minute flight to Chicago for Printers Row Lit Fest this weekend, does anyone have a reading I can hop on?

This is what my dad commented on the post about me winnning the book award. Can’t get much more dad than that.

Thank you!

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Thanks friend!

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Thank you!