Certified hi-speed transport

Erin

Held By The Land

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don’t tell the americans that 🤫

dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it

If I see one more disgusting ai slop Oktoberfest flier i’m going to lose my gd gourd. They look SO bad, like it’s slop, boo for that for sure, but they also all look the same and unbelievably unappealing. It genuinely makes me feel disgust when I see them.

linkedin just suggested that I follow mr beast? I don’t think I’ve ever searched anything in the same realm as mr beast on linkedin, but here we are.

Today is a good day to register to vote! So do it! What are you waiting for? It literally takes a minute or two! (Unless you live in like six of the states that don't have online registration yet cuz, you know, suppression stuff...) But register right now! It's free and it's punk AF to vote!

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dragon: this is Bip, my kobold friend. he likes oreos Bip: [crunchiest cough you’ve ever heard]

never seen so many dogs off the lead smh

Lifeguard 🦈

Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.

commission of a rescued house sparrow named pogo 💮