@jabronimike.bsky.social
Professional internet asshole.
https://www.twitch.tv/jabroni_mike
Head chef at @pastatutes.bsky.social
Business email: [email protected]
@jabronimike.bsky.socialIf you've enjoyed the sauce we've been slinging, please consider peeping the Patreon we just launched and support these whole grain whores today!!
@jabronimike.bsky.socialThe other day i saw a middle aged fat guy peeing at a urinal, with his pants around his ankles like a toddler. i could see everything. Masterclass in aura farming.
@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialThe 'Tutes star in a documentary. Feat. @fredrikknudsen.bsky.social @saltydkdan.bsky.social
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@jabronimike.bsky.socialcheck out my cartoon!! @pastatutes.bsky.social
@jabronimike.bsky.social“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
@jabronimike.bsky.social@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialThe 'Tutes help a john ascend. Feat. @alexrochonva.bsky.social
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@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialNose dab!
@jabronimike.bsky.socialEveryone agrees the world is full of idiots! But no one thinks they're an idiot.......
@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialThe 'Tutes give an apartment tour.
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@jabronimike.bsky.socialA ton of blood, sweat, and ragu went into putting this together, it would mean an immense amount to me and the production team if you were to give it a peek 🙏❤️
@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialAnd finally, Sandra Espinoza (@dustyoldroses.com) joins the cast as the weird and wonderful Floosilli! You may have heard Sandra in Brawl Stars, Epithet Erased, or Starter Squad! We’re beyond thrilled to have her on board!
@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialPresenting Sena Bryer (@senabryer.com) as the fierce and feisty Farfallatio! Known for her roles in Final Fantasy 14 and It’s Bunlith! The Witch Upstairs, she’s now bringing her incredible talents to The Pastatutes. #pastatutes
@pastatutes.bsky.socialReposted by @jabronimike.bsky.socialPresenting Marissa Lenti (@marissalenti.com) as the saucy seductress, Macahoni! Known for her roles in The Amazing Digital Circus, Borderlands 3 & more, we're so excited to have her bring Macahoni to life! #Pastatutes
@jabronimike.bsky.socialEight years later. The prophecy fulfilled. "He'll never do it," they said. "He's red and gay," they said. Well, who's got the last laugh? Me, i do. Lolz
@jabronimike.bsky.socialInfinite Multiverse Theory implies there is a universe where a version of you regularly picks up and eats dog shit.
@jabronimike.bsky.socialtexts from my brother, felt like an instant classic:
@jabronimike.bsky.socialMagic the Gathering is a sonic OC
@jabronimike.bsky.socialWe should cancel EVERYONE, we should dig up everything everyone ever said or did and brigade to destroy every single person's career until there is no one left making anything on the internet except like Dorkly. That would be really funny i think.
@jabronimike.bsky.socialMixtape did in fact make me super nostalgic for a time before i had played Mixtape
