Happiest of #Dateline birthdays to my friend @amandajpanda.bsky.social Instead of a wrapped gift, I’m getting you this:
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@amandajpanda.bsky.social
Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl. Midwest Crockpot Queen.
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No, I'll be paying Ebay prices
I want it SO bad!
Texans: Hear us out:
My Big Mac was missing it's Monopoly piece, that was probably the one that would have retired me from Healthcare.
I lie to 84 about how much things cost so sometimes I just have to take the loss on an $80 hand cream he's coated his whole torso in because I told him it cost $5.
Used a Lamp Berger and didn't burn my house down, no firefighters or insurance claims for my Birthday this year.
Thank you! You are the best at gift giving!
Happiest of #Dateline birthdays to my friend @amandajpanda.bsky.social Instead of a wrapped gift, I’m getting you this:
Got a diet coke from MCD and it wasn't crispy, looking to seek legal action.
Im going snowboarding this Fall and if I die, I die. I haven't gone in 10 years, this is my popcorn.
I need a girl dinner, ceaser salad, fries, diet coke & a slice of German Chocolate 🤌
Trust me....
Fall 🎃
This Dateline has everything I love, Josh, uncomfortable cops & me laughing that any man could ever tell me what to do.
I forgot to order tater tots in my curbside 😪
The Packers are gifting me a win today 🥳
I’ve never seen a movie with Owen Wilson in it. I love that for me.
If I'm ever on Dateline and they tell me to sit on a picnic table for filler video, it's going to be a no for me.