📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time
That's usually what I dew but results can vary by year and vibes

@karlthefog.bsky.social
the san francisco fog. have fun always carrying a light sweater.
That's usually what I dew but results can vary by year and vibes
Can't spell Fourgth without Fog (that's the original old english spelling)
just my nucleotides nbd
can confirm
<burp>
Where I hide on a hot day
I believe the meteorological term for today's constant bursts of rain is "skyarrhea"
i know this poll is over and i'm biased but clearly (er, opaquely) the right answer is the fog
Good morning! Shhhh. Karl is still sleeping
morning erika how are you
Democracy is dying, but at least last night's rain puts an end to 3 weeks of nonstop humidity. So at least we have that going for us.
📣 PSA for those going to this Foggy #Folsom: You still need sunscreen when I'm around - otherwise you're gonna end up with a very weird sunburn for a very long time
This is the rapture
See? I listen to the people. I'm a kind and benevolent fog.
ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Reasons I should be your next supervisor... 🌎 Most tenured resident in the Sunset (by thousands of years) 🧥 Can accurately represent the needs of the 365 day jacket wearing contingency ☁️ Greatest provider of shade in SF
San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie has to pick someone to replace Joel Engardio on the Board of Supervisors until at least next summer, when Sunset District voters will weigh in again.
Can you hear that? It's the sound of me walking back my words
Everyone in SF tonight as they're turning on the heat and finding a 4th blanket to sleep under: "There's gonna be a heat wave? Tomorrow? As in... one sleep?"
Sorry for the tears this morning, just crying about <gestures broadly at everything in America>
Disgustingly sunny or gloriously foggy, you should definitely swing by this Thursday to walk around the Dunes and pay homage to me 🚶🏻☁️🚶🏽♀️☁️🚶🏾♂️☁️
😶🌫️ Happy Fogust from us &. @karlthefog.bsky.social 😶🌫️ *This Thursday* Aug 21 5-7pm, come to Sunset Dunes and Noriega for our Fogust merch drop & party! We’ll have 🎶 Live music and games 🆓 Free posters for the first 100 and a secret vintage gift for the first 25 👀 🧢Merch to buy 🌫️Foggy vibes
😶🌫️ Sure, we’ve seen the sun over the last few days but it’s FOGUST, baby, and it’s a great time to Visit Sunset Dunes™️ with @karlthefog.bsky.social and grab free Sunset Dunes posters (get there early - while supplies last).
Next Thursday, Aug 21 5-7pm at Noriega.