GOT TO MONITOR THOSE BABY LIZARDS! #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
AUTONS HERE JUST SPENT AN HOUR WRANGLING WITH SNAKE LOBBY #1! A DEMANDING AND NOT-SO-LITTLE SNAKE.

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JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NEW PLATFORM WHO DIS?
AUTONS HERE JUST SPENT AN HOUR WRANGLING WITH SNAKE LOBBY #1! A DEMANDING AND NOT-SO-LITTLE SNAKE.
GOT TO MONITOR THOSE BABY LIZARDS! #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
@kjaycee.bsky.social EPISODE 3, 'HANGING BALLOONS', IS APPARENTLY ONE OF ITO'S MORE FAMOUS STORIES.
THE EPISODE IS... APPROPRIATELY CREEPY. HARD TO DESCRIBE IN ANY DETAIL WITHOUT GIVING IT AWAY. BUT IF YOU NEED NIGHTMARE LOGIC AGORAPHOBIA FUEL, JAPAN IS HERE TO PROVIDE! #FILM42 #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
@kjaycee.bsky.social EPISODE 2 WAS MUCH BETTER! "The Story of the Mysterious Tunnel / Ice Cream Bus" ASKS DUAL QUESTIONS OF 'HOW ARE GHOSTS LIKE RADIATION?' & 'WHAT FRESH HELL CAN JAPAN IMAGINE FROM A STRANGER GIVING SUGARY TREATS TO CHILDREN OUT OF A CREEPY VEHICLE?' #FILM41 #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN
@kjaycee.bsky.social CHASTISING L.A. MOST VIGOROUSLY FOR EPISODE 1, WHICH I *WILL NOT COUNT* FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN, MARKING FIRST MISS OF 2026!
IT OSTENSIBLY HAS GHOSTS & A SEANCE AND SO FORTH, BUT REALLY, L.A., 'THE ADDAMS FAMILY BUT JAPANESE AND YOU HATE ALMOST EVERYONE' IS NOT PROPER SPOOKY.
@kjaycee.bsky.social BECAUSE THE LEGAL AUTON IS LAID UP FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH OUTSIDERS, I AM *RELUCTANTLY* EVALUATING SOME JAPANESE ANIMATED HORROR SHORTS FROM THE 'JUNJI ITO MANIAC: JAPANESE TALES OF THE MACABRE' SERIES ON NETFLIX!
I BLAME MACARTHUR FOR THIS.
@kjaycee.bsky.social ALSO, I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT #FILM40 'STING OF DEATH' FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN. AND THAT IS: OH MY DAVROS. THAT WAS THE WORST RUBBER SUIT MONSTER COSTUME THE DALEK HAS EVER SEEN. IT'S SO BAD IT ACTUALLY FAILS IN A WAY I HAD NEVER IMAGINED A MONSTER COSTUME *COULD* FAIL!
I AM SHOCKED. SHOCKED!
SHE WAS ASKED FOR *A* FAVORITE, SHE GAVE 3 FAVORITES AND SAID THEY WERE TIED. SO IT FEELS PRETTY CLEAR!
NOW REGRETTING THAT NONE OF MY PREVIOUS STOCKPILE ACQUISITIONS GOT 'CURSE OF THE WEREWOLF' AS THE BEST BLU-RAY IS APPARENTLY OUT OF STOCK.
SOMETHING FOR NEXT YEAR PERHAPS!
KIND OF A 'RULES AS WRITTEN' QUERY! DID SHE 'DESCRIBE' THE MOVIES AS FAVORITES BY LISTING THEM WHEN ASKED? PONDERING A WEREWOLF OUTING HERE, WANT TO STAY ON THE UP AND UP!
TOO MANY, I SAY!
ALSO, QUERY FOR THE RULES COMMITTEE. IF DARCY RESPONDED TO A QUESTION ABOUT WHAT HER FAVORITE WEREWOLF MOVIES WERE BY LISTING 3, ARE THOSE 'FAVORITE' MOVIES FOR THE PURPOSES OF #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN? OR DID SHE NEED TO SAY THE WORD 'FAVORITE' HERSELF?
I SAW THAT ONE! BUT ISN'T IT TAKING DIALOGUE FROM A SONG IN THE FILM AND PUTTING IT OVER AN UNRELATED SCENE?
THAT'S TOO MANY CONCEPTS! #DALEKDISAPPROVAL #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN #SORTOF
A SHOCKING FAILURE OF THE BLUESKY SYSTEM THAT I DO NOT HAVE A PROPER 'MOST DELIGHTFUL' GIF TO RESPOND TO THAT!
IN OTHER NEWS, STOCKING UP FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN 2027 HAS ALREADY BEGUN WITH THE PURCHASE OF A FANCY 4K OF A CHRISTOPHER LEE MOVIE THIS DALEK HAS YET TO SEE. REPLENISH THE RESERVES!!
THAT 2% SEVERE MAIMING FIGURE IS OF COURSE A SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER RATE THAN POLIO EVER INFLICTED ON THE HUMAN POPULATION IN AMERICA. AND ONCE UPON A TIME, YOUR SPECIES PURPORTED TO CARE A LOT ABOUT THE PLIGHT OF POLIO VICTIMS! APPLEBEES PROBABLY DIDN'T EXIST BACK THEN THOUGH.
MEANWHILE, EVEN THIS PIECE ASSURES ITS READERS, THE WORST MAIMED COHORT WITH MOST EXTREMELY DEBILITATING SYMPTOMS IS 'RELATIVELY SMALL', CONSISTING OF ABOUT 2% OF HUMANS WHO SUFFER A COVID INFECTION. WHICH COULD STILL AMOUNT TO OVER 2 MILLION OF YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS. OOPS AGAIN!
THE SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE SAYS 'CONSERVATIVE' ASSESSMENTS PUT THE TOLL OF MAIMED AMERICANS AT 8% OF THE POPULATION, OR OVER 21 MILLION AMERICAN HUMANS, WITH OVER A MILLION 'ROUTINELY' DEBILITATED OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. THAT'S A SCALE SEVERE ENOUGH TO NEGATIVELY AFFECT CAPITALISM ITSELF!
AS YOUR SPECIES BLUNDERS INTO ITS SEVENTH YEAR OF UNCHECKED AIRBORNE BAT PLAGUE, A LOOK INTO THE GRIM STATE OF TREATMENTS FOR ENORMOUS NUMBER OF HUMANS MAIMED BY THE DISEASE.
OOPS! STILL, GETTING THOSE APPLEBEES BACK OPEN WAS & REMAINS, THE HIGHEST PRIORITY.
EXACTLY! THEIR ALLEGED RELATIONSHIP EXISTS PRIMARILY, IF NOT EXCLUSIVELY, TO SELL SEASONAL GOODS AND THEN MOVE INTO THE BACKGROUND OF OTHER LUCRATIVE ENDEAVORS AS THE CALENDAR ADVANCES. THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY!
GREAT VALUE TORGO *AT BEST*. PERHAPS A SHUR FINE TORGO OR EVEN AN UNREGULATED GAS STATION HERBAL 'ENHANCEMENT' LINE TORGO!
@kjaycee.bsky.social 20 MINUTES IN AND I CAN ALREADY ASSURE YOU: 'STING OF DEATH' HAS A STORE-BRAND TORGO.
ALSO IT'S BAD. IT'S SO BAD.