I actually struggle to think of a more embarrassing example of bootlicking virtue signaling than "gUlF oF aMeRiCa" 🤪 and a few years from now these cringe losers are going to be emailing you like "hey is your new place hiring?" and you'll be like "ha noooo sorry 😬" and they just. will never. get it

"We had such high hopes for Bill" :/

Since its spoopy month, we reflect on the works of Edgar Allan Poe.

DjahdZdhwjdJAHAHQ LISTEN THE STAKES HAVE TO *RISE*

My concern is bigger than any individual company, it's the fact that we have the cars but we literally don't have the legal structure to process responsibility for what they do. This divorce of huge corporate profits from any corporate responsibility was very intentional and THAT is the problem.

which, AGAIN, calls to mind,

(SCREAMING) 1200 more words tonight 😭THIS IS WORKING AT THE COST OF "BILL IS UNABLE TO FURTHER DELAY SOME EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE SELF-REALIZATIONS"

😱 IRL?? YOU WOULDN'T D:

but that's THE problem, We As A Society skipped the step of "if a machine causes harm, who is responsible?" I don't know how anyone rides in one of these without realizing you're in the physical symbol of "You can legally kill people in America as long as you create A Technology to do it for you"🫠

I would put this as a joke breed in a story but the only people who would get it are currently in this thread. 😑

WOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO /DECLARE WAR/ ON ME THOMAS JEBUS H CHRISTMAS 😱

😫😫😫😫 TOO REAL

The worst part of this is that it's actually working 🙄

Brighton you're making it WEIRD (COMPLIMENTARY 😈)

well that's the first 1000 words in. gotta start somewhere 😤 we are actually doing this SO HELP ME

nooOOOOO and it's the BOSS' office 😫

I know this isn't the point but the total grasping at straws "allegory for a shooting" theory is genuinely one of the stupider theories about fnaf which is reaaaaally saying something