1.) Nice cat 2.) that cover makes me think it would be about teen vampires (vampire braces)

whatever i'm using for an adblocker in Firefox is so good that it's made YouTube start fucking with me. It starts every video on mute and then pauses it a few seconds in, asking "oh are you watching that?"

how are we not up in arms over that Eli Lilly commercial where the woman has wasted her life worrying about her body size, but it's ok, bc now there's a fix? Also if that's their tactic, be honest and show people treating her shitty her whole life??

That’s on me, I should have specified in the sports world

No one wants to see another Facebook movie unless it’s someone’s manifesto of “Here’s How I Ended Facebook Forever”

I always associated “I tell you what” with auto racing, but it’s definitely spread to football too. It’s an all-purpose phrase used before any other phrase.

I would like to have a brief look at the mobile device, home screen only, of whoever makes these top 25 graphics every week.

If I was on the fence before I now fully agree with TV’s Dave Nelson: I’m not sure what exactly it is that caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in.

🎶 With the liquor and drugs And the Sunflowers 🎶

you know what's nice about Cy is he doesn't have people hands, like some mascots. He has wing hands, like a gentleman.

Cy is the god of Hellfire! and he brings you 🎶 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 🎶

Heh thanks for reminding me of that bit. TFW you learn there is a culture that shares their feelings:

imagine this but 2000 more grackles and in a liquor store parking lot. that is my culture