The leafs are total dogshit but they’re going to sneak into the 8 seed in the last week of the season and will enter the playoffs with a goalie tandem of Merzlikins (13GP, 0.872) and Akhtyamov (2GP, 0.833)

You like to see homeowners naked? This doesn’t help me.

friday is for kafkaposting

Iirc they didn’t really kill the pigs so much as severely wound them

For every 9 9 albums things you won’t post I’ll post (gets graphing calculator out, sits there for a 45 seconds before punching in three numbers) 27

This isn’t the full version

When I was in grade 7 they had a guy dressed up as like papineau or some other B-tier canadian history guy come give us a talk and the only thing I remember from that was him saying lincoln was the worst president because he wanted to invade canada

Finally, somewhere I can go where I will be safe from an ass kicking

(in mark e smith voice) tingle dingle kooloo li-PAHhh

Tingle’s No Wave phase

Corsair (old, rich, pool, flutie flakes), Barnacle Jim (long face, bike, disk golf, epilepsy, rip) moonshine (hayride handjob, rip), bro pair (nixon avatar, twitter), mobuto (I Am Not A Genocidal Maniac, boniface, twitter, Jeb Lund)

How much for 42,000 cards

his name?

funny to see you posting here every time i get back from crying in the shower

Lmao

Cleveland Nights