We're not mean enough to billionaires, actually.

A fun thing you can to to help your anxiety is prepare for the upcoming midterm election like it's a looming natural disaster. Be sure to stock up on water and canned goods!

There will be both a pre- and post-coital smoking sections.

Also, movie theaters should be able to curate a "bong room" open at least one hour in advance of any screening. But that's another set of regulations.

Not everyone agrees with lax drug use in our city, which is why we propose a compromise wherein adults over the age of 35 are allowed to legally purchase a reasonable amount of cocaine if they provide proof of receipt for concert tickets on a weekday night.

Last chance to get tickets to this Portland premiere. But if it sells out, maybe we'll find room for another screening?

“The kids are calling it DIGGER-pilled. Letterboxd is just the gateway drug.”

No kink shaming! Bro even had a whole slow pan feet shot at the end, which is fine. It’s cool. Just wanna know if we’re edging bets for more of Ken Russell career than a Tarantino one is all. 🤞

It’s fine. We can move past it. Just didn’t know if it had come up or if we decided to not address it….

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Soooo, are we all gonna pretend that the director of OBSESSION (2026) doesn’t have a piss fetish … ?

🎶 Wild as the west Texas wiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnndd 🎶

Big, if true!

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

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