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Paul F. Tompkins

@pftompkins.bsky.social

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TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies

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@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:37 PM

Bit of a non-story here

@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 6:44 AM

THAT’S…. ALOTTA TORTS
#ANTSAT

@calmatters.orgOct 11, 2026, 2:00 AMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

Gavin Newsom backs measure to kill the billionaire tax and ban future wealth taxes Gov. Gavin Newsom isn't just fighting the billionaire tax. He's backing Prop. 42, which would ban future wealth taxes in California, too.

@strangenewpod.comOct 11, 2026, 2:10 AMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

Want to hang with like-minded trekkies? Join our discord! Stay up to date on our events and meet-ups, stay for a watch-along, chat with the SNP crew!

@mollytempleton.comOct 10, 2026, 2:28 AMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave

two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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@janiehaddad.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 5:34 AMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

Oh you thought this was a sweater?? Me and @pftompkins.bsky.social just dropped our monthly free after-dinner conservation pod! 😆
weekendwater.substack.com/p/you-though...

@anjalikdayal.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 8:48 PMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

I don't want to dunk-quote on this person, but actually, this is a perfect illustration of the problem. we can't become accustomed to or expect or concede constant monitoring from armed troops as we go about our business. it should always make us recoil. there's danger in it becoming unremarkable.

screenshot of a post that reads "Not to be all "you're getting sold" National Guard troops spend all day standing in out of the way corners of DC. Not great that they're standing in front of a ballot drop box, but c'mon, people, use some common sense. They're not stopping anyone from dropping something off." it is a quote-post of a post from the DC Council that says "this is clearly not acceptable" and features a photo of national guard members standing around a ballot box in Foggy Bottom
@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 1:18 AM

Nobody can make me see that movie. There is nothing you can tell me that will make it happen. I will go to my grave never having seen it. I am at peace

@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 11:12 PM

Below Episode 1 (2026) IS THERE MICROFICHE? Yes

@minneapolismn.govOct 9, 2026, 5:42 PMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.

The marquee at Cedar Culture Center with the message "We love our Somali neighbors" written out.
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@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 11:37 PM

Oh NOW everyone can spell it???

@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 11:36 PM

WHYYYYYYYYYY

@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:12 PM

Had a wonderful time once again with these boys but I will never forgive them for this thumbnail

youtu.be/gKB_IAnOBqg?...

@bencollins.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:11 PMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.

Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
@danifroom.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 1:23 PMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

Billy Zane in Titanic getting on the lifeboat while hundreds die, speech bubble going down.
@mattbinder.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 5:28 PMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

nic carter o
@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views
MMike Drucker@mikedrucker.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 8:02 PM

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 6:10 AM

I don’t know how you got to “this leads to apathy” from what I am expressing here and I am far from painting “everyone on the Left”

@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 3:55 AM

I also saw JAWS two years before this and was fine

@pftompkins.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 3:55 AM

www.tumblr.com/paulftompkin...

@steveniles.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 2:13 PMReposted by @pftompkins.bsky.social

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