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oatshan oshin ohsim oughin these are all the same word I prommy

In Chicago rn and I’ve had so many hot dogs. I got, I got, I, I got that d, I, dog in, I, I g, that in, me I, I

I’m forever pissed off at how the “it’s not a X, it’s a Y” phrase was co-opted as the defacto turn of phrase almost all AI generators use. And now I see it popping up pretty much every fucking where. Can people not just use their own god damn words

truly. spoken better never words

you can put words in any order and I think that’s beautiful

your mom fricked 2amsoda………………

froggy chair

2amsoda fricked your mom

Sorry, I’m not casually nonbiney I’m competitively nonbiney (got picked to go to a work conference over everyone else because there’s a discount for nonbinary attendees) 🏁🏇

HELL YEAH!!!! My goat could never be washed, so so so proud and excited for everything that comes next 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🥝🥭🥥🫐💛

this is a haha funnie but also yesterday was the 5 year anniversary of this whole "2amsoda" thing, and it is genuinely unfathomable how much this has changed my life trajectory. thank you, thank you. this dog can't lose, they've already won more than they thought possible 🐶💛

what’s home stuck

2amsoda saved my life

……….*gulp*……….

you just had to rub it in huh…….

at this point I go back and add typos to my own posts before I hit send. It’s more authentic that way. I could be shooting from the hip or meticulously planning a post, but it all reads the same. That’s my evil trick to brand bulding

can’t a lil lucky dog have some cope. just a lil cope please it’s all I have it’s all I have it’s

the curse of being known is that sometimes… people know what you’re talking about… (also this is fantastic omgggggg)

I'm da luckiest dog in da woild proof? ask da woild and tell em who sent ya (me, da luckiest dog in da woild)