Small bites! Careful bites! Don't give yourself indigestion!😂

I am never in a million years making back the money I have spent on these ruffles, I am going to need an imaginary side job to support my imaginary main job.

I know you don't appreciate me enough, Prudence. But I'm not doing this giant skirt for you, I'm doing it so your future wife cannot possibly miss your bustle no matter how hard you hide.

There needs to be a warning popup in this game when you select the Belladonna Bodice like "are you sure you want to do this to yourself, your partner, and your therapist"

I know the stats on that skirt are perfect, but I love you too much to put ruffles on you Marie, this is me being a friend.

Just FYI if you leave my dress shop with a broach, it's because I messed something up. They're apology broaches.

Okay I swear this dress STARTED off vibrant and colourful and then we ended up in goth territory again and. I can't help it. The lace calls to me.

This is important information, it means I can BELIEVE that they will kiss even if no one ever admits it.

Edith, baby, you're amazing and I have the very highest respect for you, but I have messed up the stitching on this skirt like seven times now, so I think you're just getting wonky stitching. It's okay, it's all black material, no one will notice.

Meanwhile, one of my very next dresses I am like "you asked for this, not me, and if you tell anyone I made this dress I will deny you three times"

I cannot believe I am saying this about a dressmaking game, but if I am being queer baited I WILL THROW HANDS. You have no idea how much lace I have hand placed trying to get these obvious lesbian enemies to realise they are meant to be together.

There will be a large print edition! The formatting is underway now!

Sitting in the kitchen dealing with a burgeoning period migraine, feeling very sorry for myself, when one of the chickens outside starts squawking because she's struggling to get an egg out and. I guess there are worse reproductive systems out there, yeah.

Caching has gone from "yeah, you should probably have some" to "you better have that down to a finely-honed, efficient science".

lolol I was on a podcast recently where they were like "would you like to start us off with a reading" and I was like "no thank you, you do it" (they did, thankfully)