@vik.thegresqlpost.org
Member of the ISO/IEC working group for SQL. Performance is an implementation detail.
Major Contributor to PostgreSQL.
he/him by default but will happily answer to anything. 🏳️🌈
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgI love a good French Dip! Too bad I’ve never ever seen one here in France.
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgBlack skies in Asia
I am looking at the moon
Oops, it’s the wing tip
#haiku
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgWho killed all the tuples? They're all dead, man.
@cure53.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyReposted by @vik.thegresqlpost.org"SQLDoom ports the original 1993 Doom's game logic and renderer to SQL and runs it inside CedarDB."
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgMy hobby: Having Claude redesign popular websites through Stylus.
@pavlogolub.bsky.socialReposted by @vik.thegresqlpost.orgDomain 1 of the Open Alliance for #PostgreSQL Education DBA-1 certification explained! All 14 exam topics in one video: how Postgres gets installed, where it lives on disk, how it's configured and secured, and how it's run and upgraded youtu.be/iIyFH8HSZEA
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgThe industry keeps asking for index hints in the SQL standard. Codd named indexing dependence as a defect to be cured, in 1970, in the paper that introduced the relational model.
A hint puts it back.
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgI am honestly shocked he didn't rename it to "American Intelligence".
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgA Chinese SI-op?
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgThe fuck is the winter of our discontent?
@vik.thegresqlpost.org“Fuck, I have immortal longings in me.” — Cleopatra
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgMs. Big
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@vik.thegresqlpost.orgI just had a crazy thought, so I looked it up and of course it exists and has a name.
I will have to check out those "in fiction" references.
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgHow did the worker pronounce it?
@vik.thegresqlpost.org@postgresql.org does a lot of revert engineering.
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgI have actually. It used to be quite common over here.
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgStandard #SQL will split ties arbitrarily to keep the sizes even.
@vik.thegresqlpost.orgYeah. #PostgreSQL 19 is getting a shave and a haircut right now.
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