Lazy writing calling one of the chief proponents "Boris".... I mean, come on

Not to mention Jimmy Hill.

Rati-oh!

Heard an ad today with a soundtrack that sounded like someone typed "legally distinct Daft Punk song" into an AI prompt. Hell of a trajectory we're on...unless it was Daft Punk I guess...who knows

He has been on the fiddle and is well known to diddle...

"Where was my client expected to put them m'lud?"

drivers don’t think of themselves as ‘sharing the road’ with cyclists and pedestrians. they think they occasionally donate bits of road to us out of the goodness of their hearts and that doing so is optional

Principal Skinner meme dot gif

If you throw the sandwiches in the toilet instead of the bin you also don't have to wipe your bum saving even more time.

I see what you did there

My dad literally shouts the word "atchoo" when he sneezes and swears it's uncontrollable. I'm calling bullshit on that one.

Drokk! The Williams droid is spot on with this assessment. This and JD smacking all the shit out of Fear's dome...

Pigs pigging piggily.

If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.

Grant's just salty they didn't get to write The Bash Street Kids