Three outs until the chop is mothballed for the winter. Dumbass Braves fans making me root for the Dodgers is another reason to hate that team.

I can’t wait to read Ed Meese’s obituary.

It’s amazing anyone can see it. It’s really far away.

A blindfold might be a better option.

Sunset in DC on November 1 is 5:07 pm because of the time change. Making DST year-round would mean 6:07 pm. DST is not going to change the angle of tilt of the Earth's axis. You'll still get plenty of dark, foreboding evenings.

That’s hilarious. I like to think that it’s someone who saw the light after using FBI Surveillance Van for all those years.

Really? I bet it isn’t. And if you don’t have the money I can lend it to you.

Just realized you could really screw with me by sending a scheduled email in an hour. Do not do that.

Part of me fears you are going to find a way to post while you’re under.

You are not in fact there with them. Burn, baby, burn.

Phrasing

This edgy content is why you changed your BlueSky handle?

I just stubbed my already stubbed toes on my dog. Ask me anything.

I just stubbed my entire foot on a secretary desk. Ask me anything.

It started in the 20th century.

Bon Jovi

I know which one Jim Riggleman’s voting for.

Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love. Come on. Just call it.