Roll him up and smoke him

would love to find a job that treats me with dignity, doesn't expect me to have boundless energy every minute of every day, and pays me enough money to survive. feels very much like I'm describing a fantasy though

Azshara sketch

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

Did a pattern for grass and tested it out in a study

*I* am the most devout because I think you got the coolest new design for the HS expansion 👀👀👀

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I RULED AZEROTH! EXPERIENCE IT AGAIN IN "REIGN OF THE BLACK EMPIRE" HEARTHSTONE EXPANSION! BLIZZARD HAS GIVEN ME A CODE FOR THE MEGA BUNDLE TO ENTER THIS CONTEST: 🐙LIKE AND REPOST THIS MESSAGE 🐙FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT 🐙SHOW/TELL ME WHY YOU ARE MOST DEVOUT FOLLOWER OF N'ZOTH

I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently

Great Horned Owl in an Oak 🍂🌟

you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance

I miss my dog and the pear was underripe.

woke up at 3 AM last night to eat a pear in bed and think about my dog

his secret is I give him One Thousand Smooches on his Little Noggin.

his name is Leto and his type is Little Man.

My copy of Ryoko Kui's art book Daydream Hour finally came in, and since it is also Orctober I felt like it would be fun to highlight Dungeon Meshi's orcs. While WoW orcs will always be my favorite, I like how she took her own spin at Japan's usual pig-orc.