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this will be great! stupid dogs wont know what hit em~ what's that sizzling noise? 🎨: @atroxchobatsu.bsky.social

"Cat eats da food and is now sleepy and round" finally, hard hitting journalism

stares at you in with that "why arent you flat" face

looks at you like That

So what happened is that hours of watching cat videos left me with the message that cats just dont reap what they sow, which is why I thought it would be a great idea to climb up the wall at the dog pound and toss down firecrackers w/o considering how slippery it would be

remember to stay the appropriate amount of time! Around 6 minutes per pound should do it

Giving one of these as a present to a bird friend and telling them it's a bath bomb. Don't mind the bib I'm putting on >:)

oh you want the 7up? well how about i get you a 7BAP instead bap bap bap bap bap bap bap

oh you want the 7up? well how about i get you a 7BAP instead bap bap bap bap bap bap bap

i like it when flat folks are messed with, yea

ill get you to settle down then

ill manage to do that anyways!

thats gnarly. Lucky for me my very tall umbrella with a metal tip should provide adequate shielding against the elements

there is only one place I will do this and that is by myself while I wait for the microwave to heat my food

i will NOT sing the kitty cat song, stop asking, it is degrading