Sexy Kiwibank sheep phenomenon made it onto John Oliver tonight, lol. Amazing!

That's for the kiddie casinos. We got a DDR-brand ticket game at our local R1. Spoiler: it's awful.

I'm no gambler, but Bomberman slots??? I'M IN!

John's a supporter of the arts; I hope he would come to the aid of the artist that gave us 'Stay Up Late'.

Those poor kids, lol

Traveling takes it out of me like nothing else. Been tired all day! Now it's time for my old ass to sleep for 9 hours.

Uh-oh, did something happen? Every normie I've interacted with so far has been chill.

It's an arms race. In ten years, people will arrive two weeks before the con starts.

I am feeling attacked

Adding texture to paws is such a sure-fire way to please. 👀 💦

Oh, dang, I missed this chase scene from the movie. 🦊 🐾 👀

Ah, yes--Gazelle will offer "adult-exclusive entertainment." Say no more, fam.

True story: On my daily walk to an old job, I would pass by a hole in the brick sidewalk that someone had tagged with the note "Tiny Forest". It got me thinking about if there was actually a tiny ecosystem down in there witnessing some unfathomably huge person pass by them every day.

That moment when the bun prepares to sit down