how i sit having a shite on my own toilet after a long day

“Fame comes and goes. Longevity is the thing to aim for.” — Tony Bennett

🚨 Paedo and former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson jailed for 15 years for child sex offences

Sometimes when I don’t answer the phone and it goes to voicemail, mum doesn’t leave a message and forgets to end the call for a bit so the voicemail message is just whatever’s on the telly. 😂

meanwhile

how embarrassing for america. this is what the 25th amendment is for. hopefully repubs get whipped in the midterms and dems go for him.

Remember this shit when he kicks the bucket. Despicable old worm.

and mammy here in england tbf

All my irish aunties rn:

Don’t want to see that 🐯 video again pls. Sad that the man died and happy that the tiger wasn’t put down. Two things can be true at once.

The Orange Order will not march on the Garvachy Road, by order of the British secretary of state. The right decision. Protect the peace process and the people of Garvachy Road. No to triumphalism and intimidation.

I wonder how drag race uk is doing these days. Takes a look at the latest from drag race uk:

Plus formulate and really amplify populist domestic polices that people believe in.

Having said that, now is probably a very good time for the leadership to take a step back and look at the bigger picture —focus on a coherent plan (comms etc) moving forward, intensify pressure on Burnham from the left, new lines of attack, take the focus off them and place it squarely on the gvt

I agree strongly with this.

Under ZP, the Greens are far more influential than the Liberal Democrats under ED (who are nigh on invisible).

As an objective observer, it’s clear that Zack has transformed the Greens from a party that sheepishly sits on the sidelines offering practically nothing, to one that ignites national debates and influences government. The Greens would be mad to change leader, stark raving mad.

oh god haha