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Jonah Blank

@jonahblank.bsky.social

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Anthropologist, author, dad. Order purely alphabetical

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@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 5:13 PM

JD clearly believes that the only morally-acceptable love is that between a man and his sofa.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 5:07 PM

This is just repulsive.

@mkabir.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 4:11 PMReposted by @jonahblank.bsky.social

"The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less." —Eldridge Cleaver

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@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 3:11 PM

I staffed Joe Biden for nearly a decade. In that whole time, he never once-- not even in private-- expressed undue appreciation for any Member of the US Senate's bootylicious badonkadonk.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:52 PM

Note to Dems: ♦️Maybe make Mike Johnson your Speaker?

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:51 PM

Katie Zacharia will outlast the lettuce, and outlast Scaramucci. Because it would be too embarrassing to fire her before Nov 3. ...But instead of looking at DC real estate, perhaps she should consider an Air BnB.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:47 PM

"Trump is the most family-friendly president we've ever had." Well, maybe not "friendly" in the sense of "Often appears in the same room with his wife, and forgoes golf to attend his kids' weddings." But definitely in the sense of "Has enabled his family to score billions in super-shady profits."

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:36 PM

Trump couldn't pronounce "Abdul."
How will he do with Gizhiiwewidamookwe?

Hopefully, he'll be struggling with @peggyflanagan.bsky.social's Ojibwe name a lot after Nov 3...

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:32 PM

The terrible quality of GOP candidates isn't a coincidence: ♦️GOP primaries aren't contests over ideology or competence: They're contests for Trump's endorsement. That's it. ♦️He selects purely on the basis of who is most slavishly loyal to him. That's it. That's why Dems have a shot at the Senate.

@peggyflanagan.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 1:01 PMReposted by @jonahblank.bsky.social

My Ojibwe name is Gizhiiwewidamookwe, which means ‘Speaks in a Loud and Clear Voice Woman.’ I’m going to be Minnesota’s voice in the U.S. Senate — not Donald Trump’s.

@propublica.orgOct 13, 2026, 1:35 PMReposted by @jonahblank.bsky.social

As seen on @lastweektonight.com 👀

The FDA won’t tell Americans where their generic drugs are made, so we did it instead.

Use information from your prescription label to locate the factory and see if the plant has a history of inspection violations: https://projects.propublica.org/rx-inspector/

John Oliver (on right) gestures with his hands as he speaks. On left, a ProPublica website screenshot shows a tool titled "Look Up Where Your Generic Prescription Drugs Were Made" and prompts the user to "Begin Your Search." Below John Oliver is a box highlighting the URL projects dot propublica dot org slash rx dash inspector.
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@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:25 PM

Do it, Kevin. Get on the Jumbotron at a U Mich game, and say exactly that. Be sure to identify yourself as Trump's leading economics advisor.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:21 PM

"I don't want to be governor that bad."

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:19 PM

That background noise is Natalie's teeth grinding down to dust.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 2:16 PM

Everyone involved with this is SO bad at it: In reverse order: ♦️WH should've just told her to resign in private. As soon as WSJ piece ran. ♦️Guilfoyle shouldn't have been, you know, soliciting bribes. When caught, should've resigned ♦️WH shouldn't have appointed a person like Guilfoyle to begin with.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 1:39 PM

I totally agree.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 1:15 PM

1. @kateshaw.bsky.social is absolutely right.
2. Dems need to start building support for Supreme Court reform NOW.
3. Any Democratic candidate for president who doesn't make this a core part of his or her campaign does not deserve the nomination.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 1:13 PM

The most corrupt leader of the world's most corrupt institution signs deal giving millions of dollars to the most corrupt individual on the entire planet.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 1:07 PM

In a sane world, this alone would win the election.

@jonahblank.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 1:05 PM

Catered with the finest road-kill and "ferments."

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