I wouldn't dare to try

They say it gets colder

FUCK I should've said "thanks, Denny"

Watch out... you might accidentally order McDonald's

Voice of God jumpscare at Denny's this morning, apparently they just do random security checks and ask if things are okay. I didn't know what to do so I just replied "... Yes?" to the PA announcement then "thanks, God" when they hung up

Wasn't there also a version planned for Mega LD, the Laserdisc based format you could only play on a LaserActive?

whoops

Yup

in 1993 i was hired by konami to devise a hip new mascot to rival sonic the hedgehog. the resultant creature, “radical james,” was considered too extreme for audiences at the time. today i can finally reveal his design

There was way too much gen AI at the con unfortunately

🤮

I also made my pilgrimage to the awful bootleg Mario cabinet with cutoff top of screen and bulbous blue nose Mario

Sorry I pissed in the camera

If anyone else is at PRGE we're gonna do a Big Ol Zari Meetup at 4 PM outside the entrance to the Vendor Hall, past the Bobablastic booth, just past the Pacman themed hanging canvas thing! Look out for the girl in the cool jacket

Ah yeah it was!

Oh hell yeah

I said that last year, had to change it up

I have penetrated Portland city limits