(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it

(listening to a language learning tape) The force from the blast dislodged the bulk container from the security clamp. … The heat from the blast ignited the ruptured fuel tank.

Hah that rocks. Thank you

The new iPhone should be hot to the touch. It should be physically painful to use

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

Nice, looking forward to it!

Hey thank you Michael, I really enjoyed reading and thinking about your book!

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

Yeah dude I love LLMs….Lagers, Light beers, and Mead

Wrote about Jameson and The Magic Mountain

Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts

(In Medieval Lordes chat) my high steward is completely gone off one hit of mead lol…guess whose ass is quietly losing favour in my court (texting my serf) crop yields were BULLSHIT this year btw

Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

10:45 lunch leaning over the sink. nothin wrong with that brother

muting off Americans again. happy for you guys tho, or sorry that happened

(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,

Sick of everyone assuming that my pro-fungal parasite politics are entirely informed by the fungal parasite that is currently colonizing my brain. Like ya the fungal parasite controls my thoughts and movements but I’m still legally a person